California, USA

5 inches, leather

Hand-made out of black, heavy leather, with thick cord and steel grommets, this scary little number is built to take a lot of abuse. The maker’s ad says "for fetish, Renaissance, or LARP play, our goal is to help bring your fantasy to life!" Note the upside-down cross on the forehead. You’ll have to go to some other website for your whip or sword.

$125